Two Good Reasons

There are two good reasons to keep your toilet seat down:

1. Rats enter through the toilet pipes and are often found having a swim in your toilet.  They have been known to jump at least 3 feet and will bite when cornered.  It is an excellent reason to keep your toilet lid shut.

2. When you have flushed the toilet, the particles will fly up and hang in the air like soap bubbles for you to inhale through your nose.