Of Arsey

Where did you say you were from again? 

Arsey.

Where is that?

It is down below, down near the Cauldrons.

I am not familiar.

Near the volcano - on bad days (wink, wink.)

So it's near the volcano then?

Sure, if you know what I mean (wink, wink.)

My uncle rode down the volcano on his bicycle, he got up to a top speed of 164 km/h.

I'll say! (wink, wink.)

A real fast ride.

If you get my drift. (Wiggles eyebrows.)

So, how is the weather in Arsey?

Hoo Whee! (Plugs nose, fans face.)

Hot, eh?

It depends on what I ate. (Wiggles eyebrows.)

What did you eat?

Mostly hot sauce. (Smiles widely.)

Hot sauce then?

(Wiggles eyebrows.)

What did you say your name was?