Nose with Teeth
I like going sailing mostly because I like wind, and water. Although the water is always there, the wind is sometimes lacking. You might think that the abundance of water would offset any discrepancies in the wind, but that is not the case. When you are 66 miles off the coast of the Mediterranean swimming is not an option. There are sharks, and the current goes against you. I'm not afraid of the smaller ones, in fact I've wrastled them. Have you ever wrastled a shark? They're all teeth and cartilage. It's like trying to wrastle a giant angry nose with teeth in the nostrils, snorting death.
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Lard! how ingenious! Kind of like turning your own skin into a wetsuit. A delectable (to the sharks) wetsuit.
At first I thought you were saying "Lord!" but with an accent. It is the most delectable wetsuit.
Sorry for not commenting for so long, but my Internet failed and I've been really drunk, socially. Summer is nice.
Tooth-filled noses (tooth-sporting nostrils) is the only thing I heard. I'm a short guy, so I see a lot of nostrils. Maybe I should feed them.
JMH - Save your excuses for jesus. Just joking, social drunk sounds good. Maybe I'll give it a try, oh wait, you probably need a social life. I guess I'll just stay regular drunk.
Feed nostrils with your own boogers, it's what they eat.
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