Giant Pet Wasp

I'm planting flowers to increase my femininity. I'm growing drugs to make that side incoherent and prone to confusion. When the flowers have blossomed I will eat them because flowers actually taste really good. I'll open the window and unlatch the screen so the bees banging on the window can get in and polinate them. Or are those wasps and is it not the flowers they want but the rotting meat festering in the garbage can. I guess I'll have to take my chances. Maggots are fine to have around (as long as they don't leave the can) but I do not want wasps in my room.

I once had a giant wasp as pet, and I rubbed his belly and read him stories. He raged one night for some reason and tried eating me, but I had a tranquilizer gun and killed it and shoved him out the window. The neighbors wondered what it was all about. I told them it was an experiment gone wrong. They quickly called the police and I spent several days in jail. If anything can be learned from this it's never trust a giant wasp.